I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Texas Teens Suspended From School For Their Long Dreadlocks
Two teenagers in Texas have been suspended and aren't allowed back at school until they do something about the length of their dreadlocks.
Check Out New Mexico Man’s Shocking Personalized License Plate
A Las Cruces man says he's had his personalized license plate for 35 years and doesn't believe the saying is a bad word. What do you think?
Man Breaks into Mom’s House to Steal Her Homemade Posole
Do you love your mom's cooking? Probably not as much as this guy.
TX State Student Gets DUI, Now Rolls in Toy Barbie Jeep Around Campus
This is probably one of the best examples of turning lemons into internet gold lemonade.
Texas Hunter Pays $350,000 to Kill Endangered Black Rhino in Controversial Hunt
A Texas oil heir won the right to hunt and kill an endangered black rhino in a controversial auction.
Texas Road Rage Between Driver and Biker Caught on Camera
Check out this bout of fisticuffs caught on camera on a Texas roadway.