Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement
Maybe blame it on low blood sugar?
Here’s Some (Thoughtfully Serious) Advice on Getting Over a Breakup
We've all been there. Here are some ways to get out.
100 People Name the Oddest Places They’ve Had Sex And We Can Never Drive Our Car Again
When you're in the mood for love, it doesn't matter where you are.
Man Upset About Onions in Food Gets Naked, Threatens to Kill Restaurant Owner
The only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.
Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen
"Motorcycle" and "swing" are two words that should never appear next to each other.
George ‘The Animal’ Steele Dead at 79, Twitter Mourns
One of wrestling's biggest icons has passed away.
‘Things I Wanna Text My Ex’ Is Much-Needed Therapy for the Broken-Hearted
There are so many things you probably want to tell your ex. Now's your chance to do it, without the ugly blowback it may cause.
Woman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco Bell, The Jokes Are Free for All
Tortilla, meet whore-tilla.
Renegade Motorcycle With Mind of Its Own Goes on Joyride
Self-driving cars have nothing on this.
This Dude Has More Face Tattoos Than Any Reasonable Person Should
Guilt -- among other things -- is written all over his face.