Danny Gallagher
11 Reasons Your Team Didn’t Make It to the NBA Finals
The NBA Finals are upon us and this basketball showdown signifies one thing: there’s only a few more months before the start of football season.
12 Signs Your School Bus Driver Is Losing His Mind
There are a lot of high stress jobs out there and being a school bus driver must be one of them. They have to spend every day taking your kids to the last place they want to go and resist the urge to drive the bus into the heaviest object they can find to get them to behave.
11 Lame Terrell Owens Excuses for His Ridiculous Behavior
Football player Terrell Owens has been bouncing from team to team and job to job for a reason. He’s Terrell Owens.
13 Ways that Mitt Romney Can Lose the Presidential Nomination
Mitt Romney’s might have all but secured him the Republican presidential nomination, but as they say in politics, there’s nothing you can’t accomplish with a little vodka, a couple of hookers and a bounce house.
14 Things You Don’t Want to Hear in the School Cafeteria
School lunches were never something we looked forward to when we were younger.
15 Signs You and Your Neighbor Are the Modern Day Hatfields and McCoys
The History Channel mini-series ‘Hatfields & McCoys’ brings back two of the darkest and bloodiest families in American history, which is pretty bad considering that list also includes the Trumps and anyone who went hunting with Dick Cheney.
Still, there must be another reincarnation of these two feuding families someone out there in suburbia. We’ve all harbored grudges against our neighbor at
13 Ways to Tell You Live in a City with the Highest Traffic Rate
Anyone with a car and a nearby paved street knows that there are more people on the road than ever before. The strangest part is that most of them are in cars.
11 Ways to Tell That Your Own Political Party is Turning Against You
We’re in an election year and that means the president is going to face more scrutiny than a guy with a hoodie in an airport security line carrying a gun-shaped attache case with a bumper sticker on it that reads “I (Heart) Violence.”
10 Things You Didn’t Know About Memorial Day
Most of America might look forward to Memorial Day because it gives us a three-day break from our hectic work lives and an excuse to grill great gobs of red meat over an open pit, but it’s intentions are much nobler.
12 Reasons Mitt Romney Should Pick Donald Trump as His Running Mate
Mitt Romney’s campaign might have a problem with inspiring a lot of enthusiasm, but one interesting idea from entrepreneur and noted hair trendsetter Donald Trump may pique a lot of interest in the Republican candidate: pick Donald Trump to be Romney’s running mate.